martedì 30 settembre 2014

12 Tips On Handling Your Haters As Taught By Hannibal Lecter

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Minus the murder and cannibalism .

First, surprise them with your poise and courtesy.

First, surprise them with your poise and courtesy.

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Kill* them with kindness.

Kill* them with kindness.

*Again no actual killing, please.

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Use creepy facial expressions to toy with them.

Use creepy facial expressions to toy with them.

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Poke fun at their insecurities and shortcomings.

Poke fun at their insecurities and shortcomings.

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Two Guys Perfectly Recreated Your First Five Seconds With Any Fighting Game

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Excellent work, everyone.

Remember when you were first figuring out the buttons playing Mortal Kombat?

It's never an "accident."

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Here's the game from your days of yore to refresh your brain.

Here's the game from your days of yore to refresh your brain.

Can we request one with a Babality?

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The 5 Most Amazing Moments In The New "AHS: Freak Show" Trailer

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Exclusive: Watch the first footage from American Horror Story: Freak Show , only on BuzzFeed.

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BuzzFeed has the exclusive teaser for the new season of American Horror Story: Freak Show, and these five eye-popping moments from the 60-second preview require a closer look!

Jessica Lange, decked out in a powder-blue suit (with matching eyeshadow!), commanding attention on a stunning stage with a song.

Jessica Lange, decked out in a powder-blue suit (with matching eyeshadow!), commanding attention on a stunning stage with a song.

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25 Instagrams That Will Make You Want To Commune With Nature

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Fuck this desk.

"Running around the fields of #France after the photo festival in La Gacilly. Photoshop #magic NOT - just a simple old trick I learned growing up on a #ranch, bucking #hay. "

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"Photo by @pedromcbride (Pete McBride): An aerial view of 'the Loop', a double oxbow that winds through #Canyonlands National Park and Cataract Canyon in Utah...Beauty aside, This is also one of my favorite images as I took with my 72-year-old #father who was piloting a single-engine #Cessna - windows open, calm morning air. We had to jump the fence of the airport because it opened at sunrise and we wanted to be in the air at first #light."

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"Photo @lucianocandisani ( Luciano Candisani ). Boys playing soccer in Juruá River, one of the main rivers in the Amazon rain forest, Brazil. "

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"Photo: @coryrichards | The world is a dynamic place, infinitely resilient and yet very fragile. Our impacts are undeniable and it's our responsibility to act. The planet is a surprising and beautiful place full of surprises. All of my life, I've been inspired by our wild places...and there is no doubt that our actions as a human family are having dire effects."

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21 Snapchats From Sherlock

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I’m a high-functioning sociochat.

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BuzzFeed / BBC One

BuzzFeed / BBC One

BuzzFeed / BBC One


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lunedì 29 settembre 2014

29 Magical Disney Princess Snapchats

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A whole new wooooooorld of Snapchats.

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Disney / Via disneyscreencaps.com

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7 Things You Need To Know About Marvel's New Thor

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BuzzFeed interviewed Jason Aaron, writer behind the new female Thor.

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Jason Aaron: I don't...finish one story and think, Man, Tumblr is gonna love this one — I just tell the story I want to tell and put it out into the world and see what people think. I knew I wanted to get to the point where the previous Thor was unworthy and it kinda opened the door for someone else to come along and pick up his hammer and carry it for a bit. But I never really considered another character than the one that we have — the one that's underneath that mask — for a couple reasons: One, we've seen a lot of different characters pick up that hammer over the years, over the 600-plus issues of Thor. Very rarely have those characters been women… really just in a scene here or there or a one-shot, so on the one hand this is a slant on the story we haven't really seen before, and on the other, I knew I didn't want this to be a brand-new character who came out of the blue. I wanted it to be someone from Thor's corner of the Marvel Universe. So, if you look around at the supporting cast I've surrounded Thor with, most of them are female. A lot of them are characters who have been in Marvel comics for years and then there are also some brand-new female characters I've added to the mix. If I was looking to pick somebody from Thor's supporting cast, chances are that was gonna be a lady.

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JA: We get the first tease ever at the end of Issue 1, and Issue 2 we get to see her in action for the first time — and there's already a lot of speculation of who she is underneath that mask. ... We'll start to compile those suspects in the pages of the book and, of course, there will be a lot of characters in the book who are interested in figuring out who this woman is... including the previous Thor — he's gonna wanna know who's running around with his hammer. So, there will be a lot of suspects and at some point we'll start crossing those suspects off the list. We'll play with the mystery for a bit but really the focus of the story isn't just about the mystery or surprise of there being a female who is Thor and the surprise of finding out who is under the mask. The real story, once we do lift that mask, is finding out what the story is of that character. All the mystery and surprise is really just an introduction to her and what her real story is.


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18 Tips On Being A Good Detective As Told By "Elementary"

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“Flexing our deductive muscles, are we? I could burst with pride.”

Become a bibliophile.

Become a bibliophile.

Learn something.

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Be quick on your feet.

Be quick on your feet.

It could save your life!

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Learn fun facts.

Learn fun facts.

Because, why not? Could help you out down the line.

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Don't ignore the chain of command.

Don't ignore the chain of command.

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Hey Ladies, There's An Easy Way To Gauge Narwhal Testicle Size

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Is that your tusk or are you just happy to see me?

Narwhals are mystical, elusive Arctic creatures.

Narwhals are mystical, elusive Arctic creatures.

They have two teeth. For males, one takes the form of an ivory tusk that comes out of his upper lip. Tusks can grow to be over eight feet long! (Ladies also grow tusks, but they're smaller in size.) That makes them about as long as a school bus.

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New research shows male tusks can be indicators of their testicle size and fertility.

New research shows male tusks can be indicators of their testicle size and fertility.

Scientists haven't been able to do much research about their mating habits, leading to a lot of speculation about what those tusks are for, exactly. But a new study published in Marine Mammal Science found male tusks can be linked to the size of their testes — an indicator of fertility.

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The bigger the tusk, the larger the testes. That means that like peacocks, narwhals might rely on their appearance to attract a mate.

The bigger the tusk, the larger the testes. That means that like peacocks, narwhals might rely on their appearance to attract a mate.

"Laaaaaaaaaadiiiiiiieeeeees." -this narwhal

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So the next time you hear a narwhal ask if you know what a big tusk means...

So the next time you hear a narwhal ask if you know what a big tusk means...

...yes, we get it, Carl. You have big testicles. God.

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17 Things Only Adults Say At The Harry Potter Studio Tour

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Kids these days just don’t understand. All quotes overheard at the Harry Potter Studio Tour in Leavseden, England.

A mother to her tween son: "Shut the fuck up, Dumblerdore's speaking."

A mother to her tween son: "Shut the fuck up, Dumblerdore's speaking."

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Wife to her husband: "If we ever meet Gary Oldman, I'm playing the threeway card."

Wife to her husband: "If we ever meet Gary Oldman, I'm playing the threeway card."

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College student: "What spell do you use so none of your dorm mates hear you masturbate furiously?"

College student: "What spell do you use so none of your dorm mates hear you masturbate furiously?"

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Mid 20's woman to her friend: "I would transfigure that into a dildo."

Mid 20's woman to her friend: "I would transfigure that into a dildo."

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26 Problems Only "AHS: Coven" Witches Understand

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The Seven Wonders, amirite.

Fatalities, c/o your vagina.

Fatalities, c/o your vagina.

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When you attract creepy butlers, but it's not your fault people are like, in love with you or something.

When you attract creepy butlers, but it's not your fault people are like, in love with you or something.

Though, *technically* this dramatic act did turn out very well...for at least one person.

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The overwhelming anticipation of discovering who exactly is the next Supreme.

The overwhelming anticipation of discovering who exactly is the next Supreme.

Not u, girl.

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Not u either.

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That Crazy "Simpsons" Couch Gag Was Made By An Oscar-Nominated Animator

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Don Hertzfeldt is the greatest, strangest animator you might not have heard of yet. And there’s a lot more to him than “I AM SIMPSON.”

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If you tuned into last night's Season 26 premiere of The Simpsons, "Clown in the Dumps," you were treated to an opening sequence that featured Homer as a floating tentacled head, a seriously deformed Lisa, and Bart as a flailing blob groaning, "Don't...don't have cow, man!"

That's what happened when the long-running Fox animated comedy turned its couch gag over to guest animator Don Hertzfeldt, an indie filmmaker known for his amazing and amazingly strange work with hand-drawn animation.

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The 38-year-old Hertzfeldt is actually an Oscar nominee, thanks to his hilarious 2000 short Rejected (below with commentary), which told the fictional story of how he was commissioned to make animated sequences for TV networks and commercials, only to have them all rejected, leading to his breakdown.


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17 Signs Castiel From "Supernatural" Is Your Spirit Animal

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You might not understand this reference.

You know how to make an ENTRANCE.

You know how to make an ENTRANCE.

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You aren't the most "pop culturally sound."

You aren't the most "pop culturally sound."

Other than Supernatural references, of course.

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Fall fashion is your favorite.

Fall fashion is your favorite.

Who doesn't love a good trench?

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You are great at apologizing.

You are great at apologizing.

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17 Pieces Of Amazing "Frozen" Nail Art

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If you’re not interested in a sexy Frozen Halloween costume , maybe these nail art options will be more up your alley.

Anna's Dress Nails

Anna's Dress Nails

Influenced by the Scandinavian designs of Anna's dress, these adorable nails are detailed but doable.

Level of difficulty: Finding winter wear in summer.

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"For the First Time in Forever" Nails

"For the First Time in Forever" Nails

Maybe Anna's springier dress is more up your alley.

Level of difficulty: Getting your anti-social sister to let you finally throw a party in your freaking gigantic castle.

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One Heartbreaking Detail You Probably Missed In The "Once Upon A Time" Season Premiere

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Get ready to Storybawl your eyes out. H/t Reddit .

Last night, Once Upon a Time premiered its new Frozen storyline.

Last night, Once Upon a Time premiered its new Frozen storyline.

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Anna is appropriately adorable and awkward.

Anna is appropriately adorable and awkward.

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Elsa is totally awesome and conflicted.

Elsa is totally awesome and conflicted.

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Meanwhile, Regina is struggling to keep from reverting back to old, Evil Queen-like behaviors.

Meanwhile, Regina is struggling to keep from reverting back to old, Evil Queen-like behaviors.

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13 Signs Cthulhu Is Creeping Into Our World

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The stars are aligning… and Cthulhu awakens.

Dread Cthulhu has been reborn!

Dread Cthulhu has been reborn!

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He's risen from a slumbering state to take the Golden State.

He's risen from a slumbering state to take the Golden State.

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His far-reaching tentacles are enveloping Spain...

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...and are writhing forth from your laptop!

...and are writhing forth from your laptop!

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How Bonds Work... According To Gchat Icons

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Sort of NSFW. Also, pretty inaccurate as to how bonds actually work.


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