giovedì 26 febbraio 2015

A Definitive Ranking Of How Dead The Parents Of Disney Princesses Are

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Literally the LAST thing you should do is give birth to a Disney princess.

Merida. Brave

Merida. Brave

Status: Both parents alive.

Merida's parents are arguably the least dead of any Disney princess of all time, and yet she still pretty much spends 80% of the movie ragging on them, not to mention gets her mom turned into a freaking BEAR and almost kills her. Disney doesn't have any trouble killing parents, girlfriend! They don't need your help!

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Mulan, Mulan

Mulan, Mulan

Status: Both parents alive.

And for good reason, because Mulan hacked off all her hair, ran away from home and crane-kicked a bunch of Huns for the sole purpose of keeping her old timer dad alive. If that man had not been breathing when she returned we all would have gone ape shit.

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Aurora, Sleeping Beauty

Aurora, Sleeping Beauty

Status: Both parents alive.

In her defense, though, she was basically raised by a bunch of highly distractible fairies in the woods while her 'rents chilled out on their swag-tastic thrones in a castle. Apparently when your kid gets cursed you get a free parenting pass for sixteen years. #LIFEHACK.

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Rapunzel, Tangled

Rapunzel, Tangled

Status: Both parents alive.

But she didn't actually KNOW this until her eighteenth birthday, when they pretty much had no legal claim of guardianship over her. Also she was raised by a crazy witch lady who pretended to be her mom so could exploit her magic hair for free Botox. She is the most parent-less of all the Disney princesses who have both parents alive.

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