martedì 23 giugno 2015

19 Things Only Mutants Will Understand

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You gotta make way for the homo superior.

You can't go more than a month without being attacked by Sentinels in a mall.

You can't go more than a month without being attacked by Sentinels in a mall.

You've probably switched to buying everything on the internet by now.

Fox

The minute people find out you're a mutant, they always ask if you attended the Xavier School.

The minute people find out you're a mutant, they always ask if you attended the Xavier School.

I actually went to Penn State, OK? I'm an accountant.

Fox

Then they ask if you if you've met the X-Men.

Then they ask if you if you've met the X-Men.

Which is kinda like asking every white guy if they know Tom Cruise.

Fox

But even if you've never met him, you still kinda want to punch that Cyclops guy.

But even if you've never met him, you still kinda want to punch that Cyclops guy.

Lighten up, dude.

Fox


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